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Re: Flaue musikkanmeldelser v.2.0

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Kan dette være snakk om sønnen til Morten Ståle Nilsen? Altså, da tenker jeg på denne Hissig-"journalisten", ikke han som har mopp på hodet...

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Post by VonMünchhausen »

Hissig har anmeldt Infernofestivalen. De skriftlige høydepunktene er mange, men jeg falt særlig for anmeldelsen av Arcturus-konserter hvor følgende meldes:
Det er egentlig lite å si på konserten de holder, og selv om de har hatt ti års pause, ville jeg trodd at de hadde fortsatt å spille live jevnlig. De er så absolutt et band jeg ville anbefalt å sett live.
PS. Han nevner også at han har sett Vortex live før og at han befester sitt scenetekke fra den gang, samt at han har noe som ser ut som gammeldagse sveisebriller på hodet (!)

Mer her: http://www.hissig.no/inferno-festival-2 ... ntar-oslo/

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Halve teksten hos Hissig bærer jo preg av at "journalisten" helst vil jobbe med mote.
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"Med nesten halvannen times spilletid, og tittellåta fra fjorårets album som rosinen i pølsa som sistesang, føyer denne konserten seg glatt inn i rekken av konserter jeg har vært på hvor alt ser ut som å stemme, og klarer den sjeldne prestasjonen å få full pott av meg." (fra Hissigs Behemoth-anmeldelse)

Behemoth sluttet med "O Father O s***n O Sun!", som IKKE er tittellåten fra "The Satanist"-albumet! Kan noen hjelpe skribenten med å fortelle hvilken låt som faktisk ER tittellåten til "The Satanist"? ;) Skribenten har skrevet en "anmeldelse" der ikke alt ser ut til å stemme.

Jeg vil anbefale et aldri så lite norskkurs før neste års Inferno!

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Hvis du ikke vil vite noe som helst om Seigmens nye skive, les dette:

http://www.nattogdag.no/skiveanmeldelse ... bum-enola/
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http://www.eternal-terror.com/reviews/i ... 560&type=A

"Anmeldelsen" av Taake:
The evening ended with Taake's presence on stage. The Blå venue is not the biggest in Oslo and Taake has quite a lot of dedicated fans. So I felt a bit sorry seeing the big queue outside and people begging the guards to let them in as soon as one or two more would leave the area. And it was rather packed inside the venue, so I decided, due my sprained ankle, to pick a place on the side of the stage and lean against a heavy door, just to be on the safe side. But this means I didn't have a good view over the show nor a decent sound to listen to. So I spent a good deal of time watching the photographers getting squashed by the moving masses and how everyone in the first rows almost fell like dominos towards the stage, probably due some other masses moving in the background. It felt painful just to watch them. But it was enjoyable to see the passion of those in the first rows, their mad headbnaging among the expensive photo cameras. Taake is a band with really good stage experience and show that attracts the fans. And that's about it from my side. My side had also an awful headache that started before the shows and that got way worse due the strobe lights along the evening, so after about three songs I left and hopefully made space for someone who would have enjoyed the concert way more than I did.

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Sykefravær er ikke godkjent fravær, nei. Metallkollektivet stiller store krav til de overbetalte konsertanmelderne i eternal-terror.com, og de burde åpenbart ha et par varaanmeldere på stedet.
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Ikke akkurat en flau anmeldelse, men snarere en morsom en:

http://lastrit.es/reviews/7555/hammer-k ... ammer-king

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VonMünchhausen wrote:http://www.eternal-terror.com/reviews/i ... 560&type=A

"Anmeldelsen" av Taake:
The evening ended with Taake's presence on stage. The Blå venue is not the biggest in Oslo and Taake has quite a lot of dedicated fans. So I felt a bit sorry seeing the big queue outside and people begging the guards to let them in as soon as one or two more would leave the area. And it was rather packed inside the venue, so I decided, due my sprained ankle, to pick a place on the side of the stage and lean against a heavy door, just to be on the safe side. But this means I didn't have a good view over the show nor a decent sound to listen to. So I spent a good deal of time watching the photographers getting squashed by the moving masses and how everyone in the first rows almost fell like dominos towards the stage, probably due some other masses moving in the background. It felt painful just to watch them. But it was enjoyable to see the passion of those in the first rows, their mad headbnaging among the expensive photo cameras. Taake is a band with really good stage experience and show that attracts the fans. And that's about it from my side. My side had also an awful headache that started before the shows and that got way worse due the strobe lights along the evening, so after about three songs I left and hopefully made space for someone who would have enjoyed the concert way more than I did.
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Affen wrote:Det går faktisk an å bare holde helt kjeft.

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Post by Pandora »

Nok en skrøpelig anmeldelse fra Stein Østbø (fra 2010): http://www.vg.no/rampelys/musikk/musikk ... /a/598434/

"Privat har Varg Vikernes sonet sin straff og på den måten ferdig med fortiden. Musikalsk er Burzum fremdeles en fange av den samme fortiden."

Hvorfor anmelder han metal?


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"Metal"

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Viser bare at han aldri har skjønt hva Burzum dreier seg om. Er vel for lite rock'n'roll for han, antar jeg.
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Veadtuck wrote:Viser bare at han aldri har skjønt hva Burzum dreier seg om. Er vel for lite rock'n'roll for han, antar jeg.
Han skjønner ikke rock heller. Ved siden av Morten ståle Nilsen, Norges desidert værste anmelder.

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Hissig.no anmelder Aura Noir-gigen fra Tons Of Rock.
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Aura Noir var et utrolig kjedelig black metal band. De klarte ikke å levere noe av det man forventer av en black metal konsert.
Skuffende med et band som holder seg kav i ro og ikke gjør noe ut av showet. Vokalen var grumsete og vokalisten satt, og ser man bort ifra de godt alkoholpåvirkede fansen på første rad, var det knapt nok mennesker som gadd å møte opp. Virkelig en skuffende black metal-legende å få se live.
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Haha! Fy f**n. Hissig.no og Krsby.no burde slå seg saman.
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RKKB wrote:Hissig.no anmelder Aura Noir-gigen fra Tons Of Rock.

vokalisten satt
Altså... Uvitenhet selvsagt. Men jeg ville nok ha stusset på hvorfor vokalisten satt om jeg var like uvitende, og så sjekket opp (noe som vel hadde tatt 2 minutter).

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Begynner å bli ganske hissig på hissig.
Dirant wrote:Riffet i "Walk" dreier seg om alt.

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