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De mest åndsvake bandene du vet om

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Det er ikke nok subjektivitet på forumet som det er. La lekene begynne!

Av en eller annen grunn ble jeg kjent med et band som heter Northern Kings hin dag. Dette bandet er en slags maskin som eter power ballads og hits fra åttitallet og driter power metal. Deres hit numero uno er en radbrekking av Take On Me:

Per i dag har den over 298000 avspillinger på spotify. Til sammenligning er det 73000 flere avspillinger enn Agent Orange har i original. 180000 flere enn Into the Crypt of Rays.

Hvem i huleste er disse menneskene som setter seg ned og hører på j***a kiss from a rose på finskengelsk med vreng? Tyskere?

Og dette, hva i h*****e skal dette her forestille?
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685843 avspillinger har blitt gjort av dette makkverket. Det er 3093152 minutter som aldri kommer tilbake.

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PS (post scriptum)
Jeg er jo partisk, i og med at jeg mener a capella er for musikken det paralympics er for idretten. Men seriøst, var ikke originalen døll nok fra før? Finnes det mennesker som hører dette og oppriktig synes det er dritfett?
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haha, den siste var ihvertfall relativt åndsvakt.


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Post by Medicinmannen »

Affen wrote:

Alt som er postet til nå er dritbra. Black metal er dårlig.

Dere vet det kommer.

Purity comes when death is all.

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Post by Medicinmannen »

Den slageren her må med:

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Edit: apropos Van Canto:

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"Bassen".. "Gitarsoloen"..

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Northern Kings er beyond j****g, men man har da besørget noen av de nevnte avspillinger på ironifester. Noe av det mest åndssvake jeg blir utsatt for av en ukritisk omverden er Five Finger Death Punch. Makan til sjarmløst møl.

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Post by Johnny Bravo »

All musikk som slår an hos folk med stjernetatoveringer og utstrukne øreflipper.

OBS! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOuPoHOFGuc

DREKKA MERE - DREKKA DREKKA MER!
DREKKA DREKKA MER!
DREKKA DREKKA DREKKA MER!

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Fy f**n som mye j****g som finns der ute.

Denne må jo med:

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Dette høres jo nesten ut som en hvilken som helst metalcorelåt og det sier en hel del:

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:moon:

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Jeg synes oppriktig talt cradle of filth feiler i nesten alt.

EKO EKO AZARAK

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Jeg nominerer God Seed.

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Post by Doomination »

Band og band, snarere artist, utyske eller noe i den duren. Uansett har The Commander in Chief lagt lista temmelig høyt.

(advarsel: Paranoid-cover)

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Nuit Noire kanskje?

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Den vokalen der, kan virkelig KJØSSE SEG I RÆVA

EKO EKO AZARAK

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Post by Anvlaibar »

Shining (det svenske, duh), med god margin.


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Anvlaibar wrote:

Shining (det svenske, duh), med god margin.

Her må vi nok heve (senke) nivået litt. Hvis Shining er det mest åndssvake du har sett kan du ikke ha hørt om en nettside kalt youtube.
(Regner med at det er imagen du kritiserer, ellers må vi gjerne ha oss en alvorsprat).
Jeg burde visst bedre enn å forsøke å finne et eksempel på elendig sortmetall der, for det meste som dukker opp etter et "worst black metal"-søk er hjemmelagde idiot-parodier. Denne har MTV-logo, uten at det nødvendigvis betyr noe (eller er et kvalitetsstempel).
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Her er noen seriøse forsøk. Kun audio dog. 2 tilfeldige av ørten tusen tilsvarende.
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Doomination wrote:

Band og band, snarere artist, utyske eller noe i den duren. Uansett har The Commander in Chief lagt lista temmelig høyt.

(advarsel: Paranoid-cover)

Gurimalla.


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Post by Rintrah »

Ha ha, for ein fantastisk tråd. Her var det mykje skit eg ikkje har kasta vekk tida mi på endå.

Kan jo vise til Babymetal. Rimeleg spesielle saker, det òg:

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Babymetal er fullstendig mongo, men jeg hadde nok tatt turen om de spilte i Bergen. Litt retardasjon i hverdagen er bare kos.

perl -e 'print $i=pack(c5,(41*2),sqrt(7056),(unpack(c,H)-2),oct(115),10);'
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Åndssvakt og ræva er ikke samme.

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Det ene utelukker ikke nødvendigvis det andre.

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