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Re: Årets idiot 2015

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Gi denne mannen en øl.

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Den ser da overdrevent tykk ut.
perl -e 'print $i=pack(c5,(41*2),sqrt(7056),(unpack(c,H)-2),oct(115),10);'
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Er vel oppblåst og svulstig som partiene den beskriver, muligens.
EKO EKO AZARAK

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Idioten som filmer vold synes sånt er morsomt:

http://www.nettavisen.no/nyheter/-jeg-f ... 12426.html

– Du syntes dette var morsomt?

– Ja, vold er litt artig. Jeg filmet for at det var gøy, sier 17-åringen til Namdalsavisa.

– Synes du fortsatt det er morsomt?

– Nei, men det er fordi media bare har vist en side av saken, sier han.

– Det høres latter i bilen under videoklippet. Hva kan du si om det?

– Vi var fulle og hadde det artig. Vi syntes dette var en artig greie
The beating of my heart is a drum and it's lost
And it's looking for a rhythm like you
You can take the darkness from the pit of the night
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The beating of my heart is a drum and it's lost
And it's looking for a rhythm like you
You can take the darkness from the pit of the night
And turn it into a beacon burning endlessly

http://www.rockandrolldreams.com
http://www.facebook.com/rockandrolldreams

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Nominerer personalet på dette hotellet. Skikkelig gjennomtenkt å arrangere liksom-IS-angrep.

http://www.nrk.no/verden/hotelltilsette ... 1.12499167
Hvilken Judas Priest-låt er mest populær i Lofoten?

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Ida Marcussen har vel aldri fremstått som særlig oppegående, men når hun har et slikt syn på idretten er en nominasjon på plass:
Ida Marcussen wrote:Resultater er bare én del av idretten
http://www.nrk.no/sport/forbundet-etter ... 1.12513669
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You can take the darkness from the pit of the night
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Affen wrote:Det går faktisk an å bare holde helt kjeft.

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Opeth82 wrote:NAV stiller sterkt her

http://www.nettavisen.no/nyheter/joakim ... 36415.html
Folkene i kommentarfeltet er enda verre.

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Trump quotes: http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/ ... est-121328

2. “I am a really smart guy.” (TIME, April 14, 2011)

3. “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.” ( Fortune, April 3, 2000)

9. “I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.” ( USA Today, May 20, 1991)

10. “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” (Twitter, Nov. 6, 2012)

16. “Jeb Bush has to like the Mexican Illegals because of his wife.” (Retweeted and then deleted on Twitter, July 4, 2015)

18. “I’m leading in the Hispanic vote, and I’m going to win the Hispanic vote. I’m also leading in the regular vote.” (Birch Run, Mich., Aug. 11, 2015)

20. “I cherish women. I want to help women. I’m going to be able to do things for women that no other candidate would be able to do … ” (CNN, Aug. 9, 2015)

21. “I will be so good to women.” (CNN, Aug. 10, 2015)

23. “Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, ‘Can you believe what I am getting?’” ( Think Big: Make it Happen in Business and Life, 2008)

27. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me— consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” ( How to Get Rich, 2004)

30. “You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body. She made a lot money as a model—a tremendous amount.” (The Howard Stern Show, 2003)

31. “Every guy in the country wants to go out with my daughter.” ( New York magazine, Dec. 13, 2004)

32. “… she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” (ABC’s “The View,” March 6, 2006)

33. “I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12. Her parents are friends of mine, and, you know, the first time I saw her, she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?’ … Well, at 12, I wasn’t interested. I’ve never been into that. They’re sort of always stuck around that 25 category.” (The Howard Stern Show, 2003)

35. “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” (Twitter, April 16, 2015)

36. Women: “You have to treat ’em like s**t.” ( New York magazine, Nov. 9, 1992)

44. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” ( Esquire, 1991)

46. “Controversy, in short, sells.” ( The Art of the Deal, 1987)

57. “Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser.” (Facebook, Dec. 9, 2013)

61. “It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it.” ( Fortune, April 3, 2000)

osv osv osv osv

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Sterk kandidat.

Forfatteren av boka også.
Ta tårnet, Ebralidze!

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Gudhjelpemegvel for et nek. :roll:
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torjo wrote:Gudhjelpemegvel for et nek. :roll:
Angrer litt på at jeg tok turen innom kommentarfeltet #-o
Gi henne en medalje i kamp mot bedreviter staten. Intet kriminelt er skjedd inntil man forårsaker en ulykke med ofre eller materielle skader. Fartsgrenser burde være veiledende og gjelde kun skjerpet straff dersom man forårsaker en ulykke ved å kjøre over fartsgrensa. Altså kjører man ned noen i fotgjenger felt er det å regne med som drap og bør straffes som forsettlig dersom man var over fartsgrensa. MEN hvis man kjører over noen som løper ut i veien der det ikke er fotgjengerovergang så er det vedkommendes feil og man forblir straffri selvfølgelig og uten bot. Er det et barn så bør foreldre dømmes for grov uaktsomhet og erstaningsansvar for bilfører akkurat som eiere av reinsdyr får erstatningsansvar. Samme om en unge ramponerer huset utvendig, knuser ruter, herper bilen osv. til en nabo så bør foreldre ha ansvar utover 5000 kroner. For det er DERES PRIVATE UNGE som de må ta ansvar for akkurat på samme måten de har erstatningsansvar for en hund som biter. Kontrollen ble ikke ødelagt for øvrig fordi meningen var vel at folk skulle kjøre sakte og det gjorde de og ikke å fylle statskassa til sosialiststaten som raner oss hver dag!
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The beating of my heart is a drum and it's lost
And it's looking for a rhythm like you
You can take the darkness from the pit of the night
And turn it into a beacon burning endlessly

http://www.rockandrolldreams.com
http://www.facebook.com/rockandrolldreams

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Jeg er sterkt for å innskrenke stemmeretten.
I never looked around, never second-guessed
Then I read some Howard Zinn now I'm always depressed
And now I can't sleep from years of apathy
All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

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Linker til denne for her blir kjerringa navngitt.

Idiot fordi hun ikke skjønner konsekvensene, men mest av alt et søppelmenneske på de dypeste avgrunner av livets rangstige.
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Trodde hun hadde sex med mannlig kreftpasient fem ganger. Så tok hun av seg øyebindet
(Dagbladet): En 25 år gammel britisk kvinne må i disse dager forklare seg i retten da hun er tiltalt for å ha seksuelt misbrukt sin venninne. Det skriver den britiske avisa The Telegraph.

Bakgrunnen for tiltalen er at kvinnen utga seg for å være en mannlig kreftpasient, og den fornærmede har fortalt at de to hadde sex ved flere anledninger, men hun så først ikke at det var venninnen.

Hun hadde nemlig blitt overbevist om at nevnte kreftpasienten venninnen utga seg for å være, skammet seg såpass over arrene sine at han ikke ville at hun skulle se han - og at de derfor hadde samleie mens den fornærmede hadde bind for øynene.
Under møtene skal den tiltalte ha teipet brystene sine, gått med hatt og brukt en dildo for å opprettholde renkespillet.
:roll: Er det mulig?

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Sutrekonsulentfaen melder seg på:

http://www.dn.no/meninger/debatt/2015/0 ... r-ikke-nok

Hvor nedlatende kan man bli?
Man blir behandlet som et barn av personer med svært lave kvalifikasjoner
Kanskje han bør skaffe seg en tjener?
For å stresse ytterligere, må man i tillegg stå i kø ved en maskin for å sjekke inn, for så å stå i en ny kø for å levere kofferten (den skal ikke bare slenges på et belte, du blir sjekket opp og ned av en person som like gjerne kunne ha gjort den jobben maskinen gjør). Deretter skal boardingpasset sjekkes minst tre ganger på 15 minutter av tre forskjellige vakter.
Måtte selvsagt signere med titler for å markere at han er bedre kvalifisert enn vekterne:
Hans Mathias Thjømøe, siviløkonom, dr.philos., Singularis Consulting AS
Nå reiser jeg bare to ganger i måneden, men har aldri nevneverdige problemer i sikkerhetskontrollen. På Gardermoen går det lynraskt, men så pleier jeg å være ganske godt forebredt.

M-77, Professor, Dr. polit.
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Thjømøe
Haha, Tjommien!

Dette må være den mest klysete stavemåten av noe etternavn i Norge. Det heter Tjøme, for f**n.
The lime of the ancient marinade.

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