Den flaueste metal-teksten?

Post by **sumostig** » 21 Aug 2015, 10:04

Tja, vetta f**n, men den her hører kanskje hjemme i denne tråden:

Orisha Shakpana - Di Taxi Maan (Rape Logic)

She was thirteen
on her way to a class party
her pussy was printing
through her tight ass jeans
her rape is commencing
now it's just her and me
WARM-UP
Har breas' dem stiff
Pussy tight nuh bloodclaat
Cut out ar choat
f**k out ar rassclaat
sadamite an tass dat
cole pussy inna mi cyar back
mutilate an' stab chu ar back

CHORUS
no one understands my lust
when i see them i want to f**k
to society i'm sick
but it's just my rape logic

Her name was Kadian
she was a pretty coolie*
pussy phat an dat kinda fool mi
Ar pussy look like 20
mi wah fi f**k an' nuttin cyan help mi
nuttin inna dis society

WARM-UP

CHORUS

Raping the dead remains of little girls
brings me closer to unfurl
the feminine mysteries of the earth
Raping little girls, toddlers to teens
I love her pussy in between
Raping Melisa's dead carass
boy oh boy her pussy is phat
lick and suck out her ass crack
watch me penetrate dat!!!!!

Ler meg ihjel av "Her name was Kadian / she was a pretty coolie* / pussy phat an dat kinda fool mi". For en poet.

Post by **Dvergtatt** » 21 Aug 2015, 13:11

Teksten til Accept - Losers and winners er litt flau. Handler om å skrive kjærligetsbrev.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiI0uRjWCNI

Write a letter. What`s the matter?
You`ll find better. Write a letter!
You`ll feel better when it`s done.

...men fet låt da

Post by **VonMünchhausen** » 21 Aug 2015, 13:15

Fy f**n, denne her tråden assa. Får helt fnatt.

Post by **RKKB** » 21 Aug 2015, 13:27

Det fins en lov som sier "du har lov til å la være å klikke inn på tråder du tror ikke passer deg"

Post by **VonMünchhausen** » 21 Aug 2015, 17:11

Joda, men man trenger jo disse små stikkene av hinsides teithet i hverdagen.

Post by **smeghead** » 01 Oct 2015, 06:27

ny favorittråd <3

er spesielt glad i Crimson Glory når det kommer til sånt:

Queen of the Masquerade

Woman - madame of mystery
Heavens anger, devils daughter
Lady - black widow strange and cruel
Is it true?

(...)

Post by **Gorgar** » 01 Oct 2015, 06:29

Lost Horizon er selvsagt ett av verdens beste band, men de har noen brølere på tekstfronten. Spesielt denne her:

Walking in the shadow of life's dreary side
Fallen down memory lane
Winds whip the world, just like the woes whip my mind
Where is that time when "right now" was The words
When the heart burned with will like a flare
All I now keep is just damned commonplace misery

Hey man! What is this?!
Sounds like wail of a wimp
Did you let loser side take command?!
Where's the warrior in you
And the spirit he got
You say - "lost"
No! It's somewhere inside
And you know there's a force that unites all of us
Leave the wasteland we together will!
If you´re broken, remember, you got faith within us!
Take now your next deep breath and revive
your old strength

Facing the abyss of heart's lonely grief
The bitch has polluted my soul
Rains flood the earth, just like the tears flood my eyes
Never again will my life be the same
Nothing can heal up my wounds
Guile and disgrace shall now follow me into the end

I just can not believe it
It's too weak to be true
Have you really forgotten your worth?!
Can't you see victory!?
You are now free again!
Look at me!
Yeah! I live my own life
If you once tasted treason from a female - leave that!
Every warrior has a gash on his sword
Don't forget you are metal, not some ass-kissing whore
Take some under your wings, but she must kiss the ring!

Winds of metal, make me once again
feel clear air's breath blowing in my wings!

I possess magic force
I am free in my words
Whole the world lays right below my feet
Life of duties and dogmas are just frames formed by rats
How'd I know?
Hey! I'm a guardian of truth
Now! Is really the time to wake up you old jade
Such as Phoenix spreads his firewings
I will help you remember by kicking your ass

And the will shall return
And again hearts shall burn
All the horns now will sing
Leading you back to the metal winds

Post by **smeghead** » 01 Oct 2015, 06:49

skulle akkurat til å nevne Lost Horizon!

Post by **MrChinChin** » 16 Oct 2015, 19:53

Nils Barvåg wrote:"In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam."

Hva er flaut med dette da? Se filmen, så får du litt kontekst.

Post by **Johnny Bravo** » 16 Oct 2015, 20:50

Får frysninger av den scena der dem bøffer zippolighteren til t-rex.

Post by **torjo** » 20 Oct 2015, 15:36

MrChinChin wrote:
Nils Barvåg wrote:"In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam."
Hva er flaut med dette da? Se filmen, så får du litt kontekst.

Har ikke sett filmen, men hvis også den impliserer sameksistens mellom dinosaurer og menneskeliknende, ildsøkende primater er det en kilde til oppgitt hoderysting hos en noenlunde belest iakttager.

Liker uansett låta veldig godt, og lukker ørene for denne tekstmessige bristen.

Post by **Kjellvete** » 27 Oct 2015, 11:00

Lite dinoer å se i filmen ja. Sabeltanntigre og Mammut er med om jeg ikke husker feil.

Post by **Affen** » 27 Oct 2015, 23:50

Kjellvete wrote:Lite dinoer å se i filmen ja. Sabeltanntigre og Mammut er med om jeg ikke husker feil.

Bra film da!

Post by **Udunpute** » 03 Nov 2015, 08:15

Liker filmen godt selv. Å basere tekster på filmer bør vel strengt tatt være lov uten at folk klager på historieproblematikk. Det er naturligvis også enklere å forsvare låta når den er såpass j****g bra.

Post by **Kjellvete** » 03 Nov 2015, 09:35

Udunpute wrote:Å basere tekster på filmer bør vel strengt tatt være lov uten at folk klager på historieproblematikk.

Det er lov,men man bør holde seg til en film. I dette tilfellet er det som å lage en låt basert på Braveheart for så å legge til jedier og romskip

Post by **OJTheViking** » 04 Nov 2015, 03:37

Har delte meninger om det er den teiteste eller mest legendariske sangteksten jeg noensinne har kommet over, men jeg husker en som jeg fant inne på øvingslokalet til det gamlebandet mitt en gang rundt 2011. Det var et sånt felleslokale hvor flere band holdt til hver sin ukedag, og noen av bandene bestod av 14-15 åringer.

På en sammenkrøllet lapp i et hjørne stod følgende tekst:

No practice, just pizza
Rough diamonds
Rough diamonds

Post by **Leif** » 09 Nov 2015, 13:18

Kjellvete wrote:Lite dinoer å se i filmen ja. Sabeltanntigre og Mammut er med om jeg ikke husker feil.

Ron Perlman, for f**n.

Post by **Veadtuck** » 30 Jan 2016, 17:15

"You need a s**t, so you head out for the loo, you're coming to the bog, now what you gonna do?"

Post by **_Antarath_** » 03 Feb 2016, 18:46

Helloween - Crazy Cat

My little crazy cat took a train to meet his gang downtown.
They played Black Jack< Fritz played his false game too far.
A guy got up and started a gunfight.
He's looking for trouble day by day, for trouble, day by day,
Don't waste time, cute - runaway, you cute - runaway,
He kept being taken by sunrise, my stray in town.
Addicted to chicks, he's got a rental tree near the nudist beach.
Oh, watch out ! Booze and ladies are his fate.
Too much sex and food and Rock'n'Roll.
He's looking for trouble day by day, for trouble, day by day,
Don't waste time, cute - runaway, you cute - runaway,
He kept being taken by sunrise, my stray in town.

Pantera - P.S.T. 88 .... flau eller bare dårlig...eller begge
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Pussy Tight, Tonight, Pussy Tight

Just keep it coming, Just keep me pleased.
If you know what's good for you, you'll be looking for me,
I know you know i can please.
Oh yes last night was crazy, got in a fight. Saturday Night!
But tonight.....

Now you're gonna make it right,
Slip and dance with me all night

Pussy Tight, Tonight, Pussy Tight. Alright!

Coors Light on ice, she's getting quiet,
She's feeling my rise.
Don't stop, Roll dice,
She's got my rod in he thighs!

Oh yes tonight feels crazy,
Hoping for tight,You know it might!
Call it a date, I can't f*****g wait!
As she pumps it feels right, I can hang all night!

Pussy Tight, Tonight, Pussy Tight. Alright!

I can hang all night!

Pussy Tight, Tonight, Pussy Tight!

Loose will occur, when the puss starts to purr,
You know what you are, You f**k us so hard!

Pussy tight alright(backwards)!

Post by **Æsel** » 03 Feb 2016, 19:20

nyt lyrikken til EDGUY - Lavatory Love Machine.

Oh if only Brazil was not so far, far away
I Would swim or walk or ride
But never ever fly
But all the noise of the maniacs there
The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
But I don't wanna bounce and die

But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
Stewardess before I crash

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

I am at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
Wheeling junk along the isle
Keep your seat belt fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice
You command
Uh mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realise the domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory Love Machine...
Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?

Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
Till I made my final splash

Lavatory Love Machine...

Don't hear the scary noises
From the turbine when you scream

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