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Peiser nedpå med White Rugians (WR) og hører på banduramusikk.

Og hva er en WR, spør du?

Man tager et lite saftglass og heller oppi to deler russisk vodka og så tre deler kulturmjøld (helst tjukkmjølk fra Røros). Rør jevnlig, så det ikke ser ut som kømm.

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Æsj.

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Æsj.

Siden jeg aldri møter deg skal jeg lage en til bror din. Smaker Yoghurt.
Det er ärans och hjältarnas drikk.

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Rod Kimble: Hey, Denise, have I ever shown you a picture of my dead dad?

Denise: No.

Rod Kimble: Oh, you've gotta see it. He's super dead.

Denise: That's him? He looks so nice. He was a stuntman?

Rod Kimble: Oh, yeah. He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. After a while the old man said, "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." So one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly... the next day.

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Har du blitt ladyboy, ?


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Hæ?

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What? Hvor får jeg endra det? Finner ikke noe her i Tapatalk. Må jeg inn på PC-en?

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Affen wrote:

Rod Kimble: Hey, Denise, have I ever shown you a picture of my dead dad?

Denise: No.

Rod Kimble: Oh, you've gotta see it. He's super dead.

Denise: That's him? He looks so nice. He was a stuntman?

Rod Kimble: Oh, yeah. He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. He would do the jumps first to make sure they were safe and let Evel come in and get all the glory. After a while the old man said, "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." So one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. He nailed the take-off, but when he landed, something terrible happened. His front tire exploded like a cannonball, and his handle bars went straight through his head. Blood was everywhere. His teeth were ground down to a powder, and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly... the next day.

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Post by Affen »

Det er sitat fra en film.

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Aha! Makes sense.


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:cry:

Kjenner ccp svartsjuken river i meg akkurat nå

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Hæ?

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Finner ingen plass å endre dette på PC-en heller. Er inne på profile settings, men det er ingenting mellom "location" og "favorite genre" der.

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Hæ?

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Finner ingen plass å endre dette på PC-en heller. Er inne på profile settings, men det er ingenting mellom "location" og "favorite genre" der.

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Affen wrote:
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Hæ?

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Finner ingen plass å endre dette på PC-en heller. Er inne på profile settings, men det er ingenting mellom "location" og "favorite genre" der.

Da må det evt bare komme opp med enkelte board styles, for jeg går dit, og det alternativet er ikke der. Kan prøve å bytte nå, men teit at ikke alle funksjonene er tilgjengelig i alle visningene.

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Post by Affen »

Der kom det opp, ja. j****g teit, alt burde være på alle visningene. Foretrekker Subsilver, siden det minner mest om det gamle, men om det ikke skal være mulig å bruke alle funksjonene da, så får jeg heller prøve den her (det øverste alternativet, red-et-eller-annet).

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Artodia Air: Red er uten tvil best av de med avatarfeltet på venstre side. Den er responsiv og har avansert editor bl.a.
Men nå skal det gå an å velge kjønn også i subsilver2.


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The H-ST

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Forstår ingenting av det som skjer over.


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Selvskader meg av sjalusi.

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